What I if told you
You read the last line wrong
Hi people 😀
Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
Screaming children on a plane…
Good or bad, they always gets a reaction out of you.
Maybe Maybe Maybe from maybemaybemaybe
Cat hitting itself in the face with its tail from AnimalsBeingDerps
Oops didn’t mean to…
A typical Scottish Pub from Unexpected
May I introduce you to the Quokaa.
She’s still got it.
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
A cab. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
That’s a weird sobriety test!
You knew the risks…
I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles for putting all the bibles in the science fiction section.
Reasons to give your pets human names…
Petition to end horse racing for this. from funny
If a bat and ball cost $1.10, and the bat costs one dollar more than the ball, how much does the ball cost?
Dumb and dumber from instantkarma
The guy who created cough drops died last week.
There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.
When you have tuna without your cat.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
What a weird way to start a conversation..
It is funny but a bit cruel.
Alpacas are way too cute.
What a lovely hat you have, ma’am 🥰 from aww
Cheetahs are shy…
Women call me ugly until they found how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
What do you call a Bee hive with no exits?
the quickest sitter in the west from aww
Hey man, nice shot.
Kangaroos in the snow!
I just asked my husband if he knows what day it is. Scaring men is easy 😂
Everyones a critic.
YEAAAAAAH! from funny
Every single time.
I Guess it was a windy day from funny
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Me when I smelled durian. from aww
This dog was supposed to run over and sit in front of its owner.