When wearing a bikini, women reveal 96% of their body.
Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
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Bazinga
Scary Pumpkin
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GrumpyCat
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Morty
What I if told you
You read the last line wrong
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Rishika Puri
Hi people 😀
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IceIce
Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
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Bazinga
Screaming children on a plane…
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Morty
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ChemMajor
Chemistry jokes.
Good or bad, they always gets a reaction out of you.
I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.
Apparently the correct term is “conjoined twins”.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
I might start eating donuts…
When your crush smiles at you…
Should we?
When KSI Opens a 100 k pack on FIFA 20
KSI: Okay guys here is the last 100 k pack . 100 k pack: I will get you Logan Paul
Omg I accidentally sent haha.lol to my mom and pressed on it because it was a link and brought me to this so cool
They say don’t go grocery shopping while you’re hungry.
But it’s been a week and I just keep getting hungrier.
Every time…
It’s kind of silly we’re trying turning plants into burgers
Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
Cute guinea pig
What do you call a 60-year old who just started puberty?
A late boomer
Well, I’m here…
Q.Why was the baby strawberry so upset on Saturday morning?
A. SHE WOKE UP AND FOUND HER PARENTS IN A JAM!
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 96% of their body.
Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
Scary Pumpkin
What I if told you
You read the last line wrong
Hi people 😀
Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
Screaming children on a plane…
Chemistry jokes.
Good or bad, they always gets a reaction out of you.
Oops didn’t mean to…
May I introduce you to the Quokaa.
She’s still got it.
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
A cab. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
That’s a weird sobriety test!
You knew the risks…