Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
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Bazinga
Screaming children on a plane…
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Morty
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ChemMajor
Chemistry jokes.
Good or bad, they always gets a reaction out of you.
Scary Pumpkin
What I if told you
You read the last line wrong
Hi people 😀
Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
You see, it used to get cold outside
Screaming children on a plane…
Chemistry jokes.
Good or bad, they always gets a reaction out of you.
Oops didn’t mean to…
May I introduce you to the Quokaa.
She’s still got it.
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
A cab. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
That’s a weird sobriety test!
You knew the risks…
I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles for putting all the bibles in the science fiction section.
Reasons to give your pets human names…
If a bat and ball cost $1.10, and the bat costs one dollar more than the ball, how much does the ball cost?
The guy who created cough drops died last week.
There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.
Entitled Cat
When you have tuna without your cat.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
What a weird way to start a conversation..
oops…
It is funny but a bit cruel.
Alpacas are way too cute.
Cheetahs are shy…
Women call me ugly until they found how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
What do you call a Bee hive with no exits?
Unbelievable.
Hey man, nice shot.
Kangaroos in the snow!
I just asked my husband if he knows what day it is. Scaring men is easy 😂
Everyones a critic.
Every single time.
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
This dog was supposed to run over and sit in front of its owner.